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SciFi and Fantasy Art: Why Dragons don't ExerciseHe stood there, livid. All about him were fellow exercisers going through their workouts. But not eigus, He stood there on his running thing that refused to operate. He had watched a human female set hers up and hers started without flaw. He copied her actions to the letter, but there he stood, defeated. He shook the holdbar a bit in hopes to coax the device to do what it was ordered to. All it did was blink a taunting red light and beep. Near the end of his patience he spoke. 'Now see hear. Device, go...' he said in a low growl full of hopeless-ness. All the device did was make an odd hum that sounded more like a dying animal than a exercise thingies. The rolling thing under his feet lurched and inch, then halted. He saw another human female walk in and step on one of these demon spawn devices, press a few buttons and off it moved, diligently following the orders of it's human operator. This irritated eigus even further, he move to threaten the device. 'Look you..Operate or I shall tear you apart, and cast your foul entrails to the wind,” he said in a tone that would have caused a living thing to empty its bladder. Yet the device was immune to such threats, in defiance it beeped once more in a long dwindling tone, then turn off all of its indicator lights. Eigus shook the hold bar once more exclaiming, 'Foul temptress! You mock me!' he said dramatically as he finally stepped off the thingy. In what seemed a show of victory, the device sprang to life and moved it floor thing briskly. This is why dragons don't exercise... | |
 |  |  | | | Date | Name | Comment | | | 16 Apr 2004 |  Anonymous | The picture's cute, but the story's even better. Very original, loved it. | |
| 16 Apr 2004 |  Stephanie Collier | Ha! That is just great, I love it. | |
| 21 Jun 2004 | I died laughing! | Nice joke! | |
| 9 Jul 2004 | Spider | This is realy gd!! I started reading the story before the picture was loaded, and it made it even better!Way to go!! It's really amzing!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
| 25 Sep 2004 | Ellie | LOL! I love this! | |
| 12 Oct 2004 | Nightsister_mighella | aaaahahahahaha! He's so cute! was it because he was too heavy? | |
| 7 Dec 2004 | Stridergal | Cute, looks real all except for the practically nude women. I mean, there are the few nutcases out there but did they really have to show such a lack of clothes? Great concept but try to remember, you want naked people go look at a strange web site. This is Fantasy, not Hentai. (Anime pornography) | |
| 21 Sep 2005 | Nothing Wrong With A Little Skin | Pft... Stridergal, they didn't seem in the least bit hentai-ish to me. the woman on the right was in a leotard, and the one on the left was in a bathing suit or something. if it was hentai, then they'd both have been naked (and probably fulfilling some rather sweaty urges with each other, lol). --And so that no one misunderstands me, i'm a girl too, and i still don't find those women in any way offensive... so Stridergal is just being uptight-- By the way Alverson, great idea for a picture/story...  | |
| 26 Jul 2006 | Anonymous | I loved the picture very original.
Call me a little crazy, but your story was heartless and cruel. I felt for the dragon, standing there not trying to make a seen, yet the machine will not work for him. I thought the way you joked about it was wrong. Just think if it was you trying to do something in a group of people, and you were unable to. You would feel nervous and flustered. Next time think before you type!!!!!!! | |
| 4 Nov 2006 | Emma | This picture is awesome. i love dragons and this is great! soo cute!
LOL | |
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